Absolutely NOTHING

Need an escape? For a dollar, we’ll give you absolutely nothing. It’s the perfect gift for the person who has everything (except this).

Still not convinced? ok, well…

When’s the last time you truly had nothing? ANEwExcellence presents a $1 chance to enjoy a blank slate. Because sometimes, the best strategy is a refreshing pause!

No??? Ok! How about…

“Ah, the sweet sound of nothing. For just $1, get absolutely nothing at all. It’s the most refreshing purchase you’ll make all year.”

Go on, you deserve it! 😊😂😉